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# please,
be careful with this heart of mine
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:12, archived)
# ok
*fumble....SMASH!*
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:14, archived)
# you bastard
*dies*
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:16, archived)
#
*pokes with stick*
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:19, archived)
#
*hold mirror over mouth*
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:21, archived)
# *twitches*
*microorganisms that live in the body go to work to dissolve the internal organs. They produce gas, which bloats the body before it eventually escapes. The face darkens and liquids escape the nose and mouth. The tongue swells and the abdomen begins to turn a greenish-yellow color. Eventually the skin blisters and fills with fluid or gas. If the weather is warm and humid, putrefaction may set in within a day, but when left in a very cold area or storage space, may be retarded for several months*
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:22, archived)
# that might just be
the best post ever.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:30, archived)
# Much like...
the Cuppa Soup I just had!
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:46, archived)
# How Cuppa Soup
is made!
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:49, archived)