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# I had a ploughman's lunch the other day.


He wasn't very happy.

lovely as ever Mofhahahaaha
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)
# pfft, etc. etc.
Hello M3E! Are you well?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)
# dandy!~

I'm going through old Tommy Cooper jokes right now.

A man walked into the doctors,

The doctor said " I haven't seen you in a long time "

The man replied, "I know I've been ill"
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:54, archived)
# I really liked Tommy Cooper.
I thought a lot of those old comedians were painfully unfunny because I don't really like 'jokes' as such. He was plain silly though and I also liked the fact that he seemed to enjoy himself so much.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:56, archived)
# There was this one time, when he was doing a performance
and the curtain came up, and he was seated behind an organ, and there was organ music playing, and he was miming along, and people started to laugh, but then it went on for nine minutes, this really fantastic piece of organ music, and he didn't crack a smile once, he was playing it in total seriousness.

Well, after the nine minute organ solo was up, he stood up and took a bow to rapturous applause. Then he walked through the 'organ' which was actually a set of swing doors :)

I have never pissed myself more.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:59, archived)
# HAHAHAHHHAAH
Extremely loud yelping office-lol
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)
# hahaha genius!~
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)