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# Sod that.
It's like a walk in wardrobe!:O
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Throwin' a chipolata
Down the Dartford tunnel?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:24, archived)
#
Dartford Channel.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:26, archived)
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Hang on. I was talking about you. Are we talking about me? Fuck off, I do my exercises. I could cut liquorice strips with my chuff.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:24, archived)
# who is liquorice strips?
Do I know him?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Yeah I know
I've seen you CV and your employment history with Bassett's!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:28, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:29, archived)
# *sigh*
It takes all sorts!:D
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:32, archived)
# And I fondly remember her saying..
"it's OK, I've had the coil fitted"
pondering not a moment for the consequences I swiftly added "By the size of your fucking fanny love you could have had carpets fitted."
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:33, archived)
# You're a brave man.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:38, archived)