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# i reckon THIS caused that shake last night
(dillbox1 rotation is the violin, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Or do things feel the same?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:14, archived)
# What about if I used three fingers instead?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:16, archived)
# only if you mean on each hand!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Slackasfuck.
It's like putting a cardi on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Sod that.
It's like a walk in wardrobe!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Throwin' a chipolata
Down the Dartford tunnel?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:24, archived)
#
Dartford Channel.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:26, archived)
# ECHO....echo....
echo....
echo
...

Hang on. I was talking about you. Are we talking about me? Fuck off, I do my exercises. I could cut liquorice strips with my chuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:24, archived)
# who is liquorice strips?
Do I know him?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Yeah I know
I've seen you CV and your employment history with Bassett's!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:29, archived)
# *sigh*
It takes all sorts!:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:32, archived)
# And I fondly remember her saying..
"it's OK, I've had the coil fitted"
pondering not a moment for the consequences I swiftly added "By the size of your fucking fanny love you could have had carpets fitted."
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:33, archived)
# You're a brave man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:38, archived)
# I thought you might like this
to iron on a t-shirt.
It is a faithful rendering of me.


Click for bigger (95KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:23, archived)
# :D yaaaay!
This is both woo and correct.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha
give it glasses, a crap beard and a mop of curly hair and you have a secondary one from me...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:26, archived)
# SHEKSHEE
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:26, archived)
# I wonder if I know you very well
or if you're as predictable as I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:28, archived)
# I think I was described by Geoff TC as "Juvenile and completely obvious"
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:29, archived)
# It's lovely *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Are you turning into a Dutchie?
why not just be happy with one social oddity instead of trying to be it all at once? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:30, archived)
# That was my best Sean Connery!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:32, archived)
# giant sepia man falls in fountain and shouts loudly?
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:15, archived)
# yes, that's what I thought
until I realised that something else would be along in a minute, and it was best just to switch off and think of unicorns until that new thing came along ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:16, archived)
# we would rawk at google image tagging
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:17, archived)
# *tags*
YOU'RE IT! *GLEE*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:19, archived)
# giant sepia reposted man that was shite the first time
falls in fountain and shouts loudly that its still shite the second time
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:31, archived)
# in other news...
the Daily Mail at its best...

www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=519036&in_page_id=1770

"...a string of apparent hangings..."

Apparent? Is there some question as to whether the dead kids with ropes around their necks hanged? Maybe they were shot or poisoned and then the ropes were put there to make it LOOK like hangings... either way - books are being read in schools that deal with depressing subjects! BAN THIS FILTH NOW!!!
(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:31, archived)
# ARGH INTERNETS
Haha, thats great. In DT they were asked to make a noose
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:32, archived)
# I... BUT... WHA...
"children who were asked to perform the "literary" exercise..."

WELL IT'S NOT FUCKING PRESS-UPS, IS IT LOVE?

I hate the Daily Mail so much.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:33, archived)
# I think it depends on how you read it
I for one love it, but I read it more for cheap laughs than for actual news
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:36, archived)
# i read it
with a mixture of hilarity and dread.

Personally i find it funny, but i know there are a disturbing number of people who are influenced by it's demented ramblings. And they fucking vote!
(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:41, archived)
# ^this, much.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:44, archived)