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# OMG.
make this a time for cock and food!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:17, archived)
# Well tomorrow I'm having a hair cut and writing some stuff
But I shall also be using it to do lots of yoga.

And yes, there'll be lots of porn. LOTS of porn. I've just been perusing some sybian vids actually. I must buy one of those.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:19, archived)
# Have you watched the Carmen Electra one?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:19, archived)
# Hahahaha just did.
How fucking boring is she?!

We ARE talking about the one where she's fully clothed on the Howard Stern show and does nothing but giggle, yes?

Youporn.com?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Aye,
Youporn, for all your quick fix needs....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:24, archived)
# I'm not shagging her now. On the basis of that one video.
I bet she's MORTIFIED.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:24, archived)
# Faye Valentine
Mmmm freckles.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:26, archived)
# Me who?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Faye Valentine
Look her up if you really want!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:28, archived)
# Oh HER
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:28, archived)
# Meh!
I still would. But it does suggest a woman who may have had just a wee bit too much action in that region if she isnt feeling it so much :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Just punch her as hard as you can in the vulva.
She'll feel that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:30, archived)
# not
pornotube or watchhervideo?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:26, archived)
# I haven't tried them yet.
redtube's alright but youporn's better- loads faster.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Aren't they in the order of several thousand pounds?
Just get your manwife to learn hypnosis.

Cheaper and more effective.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:21, archived)
# Yeah, around, I think.
What's wrong with that?

And unless he can hypnotise me to believe he's a sybian machine going like the clappers at 500 rpm or whatever, I want one of these too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:23, archived)
# Well theoretically he could
It depends entirely on him.

Just seems inordinately expensive, although I suppose I couldn't possibly understand what with being stuck with the good old fashioned gratification orgasm.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:25, archived)
# I collect sexual paraphenalia anyway
so for me it's just another one for the collection, but I'm very curious.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:26, archived)
# I can't particularly say I know exactly how it works
But is the round bit the actual spinny vibrating bit and the vibrations just pass into the rubber nodule dealy?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:29, archived)
# I can't say I know either
the only sex machine I've met was one of them ones that waggles a dildo about.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:30, archived)
# The only sex machine i've met
was the actress from Amelie.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:37, archived)
# The little cute one?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Yes
The one woman i'd probably quite gladly kill for.
Well the character anyway.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:40, archived)
# I could make them gor a few hundred pounds
and have often said to her that if we get a bit skint I could open the workshop up to make fuck machines. They only consist of a bit of aluminium and the guts of a dewalt.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:25, archived)
# MAKE THEM MAKE THEM MAKE THEM
With proper leather covers and interchangeable attachments and french tickly frond things and ball things and allsorts.

I'll market them for you.

Edit: what you need is one that rapidly bounces a paddle up and down, for those who like pussy spanking. That'd sell.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:27, archived)
# I might need you to
come and test for a year if you are dedicated ;)

As for addons. I was thinking I could make a machine with a basic interface that I patented then marketed the interface to dildo/baseballbat/horse manufacturers under licence.
I have thought of this. I'm one of those entrepreneur types. I've thought of everything that hasn't been thought of yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:31, archived)
# You should definitely do it.
I'd so be interested in being involved. Sybian = future.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:33, archived)
# You need a cube with a hinge door at the side
With sturdy and fairly restrictive foam inside cut to a human's foetal position body shapes, and then have all the necessary joylity bits sticking out.

"Help me, i'm trapped in a sex box."
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:33, archived)
# CAPTAIN HOUSE.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:36, archived)