Whilst fumbling for the keys to the hotel room I was taking someone into a 2amI called my ex-girlfriend's mum.
Heard a little voice going 'hello, hello, hello - is that Mat'. God knows what she heard.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:01,
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Heard a little voice going 'hello, hello, hello - is that Mat'. God knows what she heard.
I once texted my own mother tothank her for the blowjob the previous night.
It was obviously intended for girlfriend but she never mentioned it.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:08,
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It was obviously intended for girlfriend but she never mentioned it.
she probably thought...what a polite young man ive brought up.
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monkeymanblue mathematically safe,
Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:10,
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i'm sorry but thatisn't true.
it can't be.
blurg!!
(it can't be.
blurg!!
mnb098mnb used to be here,
Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:10,
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