*flambees*
*serves*
*garnishes with parsley*
voila!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:27,
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I tried to flam bees once...
..they were too small and didn't like it.
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Grandma Phone Argh, my squeegally-spooch,
Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:31,
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The trick is to leave them in the brandy a while before lighting it...
That way they get pissed and don't mind being burned to a crisp.
Hello suspiciously conversant new person...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:34,
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It's OK, he's with me...
We work at adjacent desks so he's seen a lot of B3ta already...
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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:38,
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b3ta buddies!
how slightly homoerotic ;p

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:40,
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Oh if only you knew...
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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:44,
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Shhhhh!!
...they don't need to know who does what chores...
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Grandma Phone Argh, my squeegally-spooch,
Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:47,
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Long-time lurker, old-time poster..
er, kinda .. One day many moons ago, this guy next to me posted a cheap pic of mine up here. So I was technically posting on B3ta before I'd even deserved my L-plates. *jaws drop*
*but is feeling all warmed and happy now that he's finally fully signed up for the treatment*
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Grandma Phone Argh, my squeegally-spooch,
Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:45,
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*rapes*
Your my wife now.
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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:48,
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*feels violated*
That's the last time I cook YOU dinner!
*grabs more than fair share of duvet covers*
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Grandma Phone Argh, my squeegally-spooch,
Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:51,
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