Males who cook use too many things for such a simple job.
I know, I have to clean up after myself.
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ClanSoul,
Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:34,
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I have a wife who shows appreciation for awesome cookingness by cleaning.
chicks have smaller feet than men to enable them to stand closer to the sink.
/fact
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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:37,
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