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# splendid
and i'm open to marriage proposals all day.
please gaz me nudie photo's and your bank statement and i promise a reply by tea time.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:37, archived)
# *waits*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:39, archived)
# some people just don't read the instructions
thank you for your interest in becoming my spouse
i'm afraid your application has been unsuccessful
due to your failure to include any nudie pics and/or proof of your current financial state.

try again in four years time and this time get it bloody right.

gstq, bachelor.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:48, archived)
# But ..... but!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:53, archived)
#
Bachelor with 40 acres of excellent land would like to make acquaintance of lady with tractor; matrimony in mind. Please send picture of tractor.

(http://www.japantoday.com/jp/comment/777 )
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:40, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:49, archived)