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# You wish.
You really need to get better at stalking though. Jumping out of the bushes when I got off the bus? What was that!?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:52, archived)
# I didn't jump.
I leapt, like a graceful ninja stalker.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:55, archived)
# But I knew you were there.
And I thought good stalkers made it so you didn't know they were there?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Ah but you didn't know *I* was there.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Ahh
You are good.


But you did just give yourself away...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:58, archived)
# To expose his failure, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Wait, why aren't you looking up at me yet...
Hold on, you DO have blondeish long wavy hair, right? And live in Cornwall?

Right?

RIGHT?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Uhh...
no...I have blue/green hair. It is not wavy. You are stalking the wrong person!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:04, archived)
# ClanSoul?
i...is that you?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:06, archived)
# It's not blonde!
It's brown :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)
# oh fuck!
I'm off completely!
*tries to sneak out*
*falls to the floor*
*is beaten by ClanSoul-a-like with a broom*
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:18, archived)
# precisely.
I've been dangling from your ceiling for hours now, and you've simply failed to notice.

Your internet was far too easy to hack into, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:59, archived)
# *looks around*
YOU'RE INVISIBLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:02, archived)
# It's a shame you can't see him.
He's naked, and sexy as fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:03, archived)
# I tried to think of a response to that
but I don't know what the proper response is.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Bollocks.
I was across the road and I saw you trip on that root.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Hahah
So is that why he shouted SHITBISCUITS when he 'leapt'?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:00, archived)