HahahSpencer just claws the fuck out of me. I was petting him, and he rolled over and dug his claws into my arm. I pulled my hand away and ended up with cuts on my wrist. Didn't go over too well at school. xp
*attacks* Sorry. I couldn't help it. I am part cat.
(*attacks* Sorry. I couldn't help it. I am part cat.
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:08,
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Oh you bitch.My friend Kit has an awesome cat called Jess. He's a bit senile (the cat, not Kit, that would be worrying) and isn't really a people person, so he's nearly sliced the shit out of my toes at times.
But he's fucking awesome, like most cats.
Except mine.
Smokey is a cunt.
(But he's fucking awesome, like most cats.
Except mine.
Smokey is a cunt.
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Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:10,
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Sorry. :[I actually thought you meant Kit was senile. I thought the story would end, like, he forgot he had a cat or something. ;p
Smokey is a cunt. I don't know why, but I think that is the best sentence I have read in a while. x]
(Smokey is a cunt. I don't know why, but I think that is the best sentence I have read in a while. x]
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:13,
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Smokey is my cat.I don't mean like Smokey the Bear. I'm sure he's ace.
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Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:15,
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I figured.But Smokey the Bear is not ace. He came to my school. Some kid (I think it was either Kyle or Matt) Ran up behind him (he was standing at the entrance to the caf) and just jumped up and unzipped his back!
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:19,
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BEARS DO NO HAVE ZIPSESWHAT THE FUDGE.
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Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:25,
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I DON'T KNOWIT WAS CONFUSING! He ran away to the bathroom, then!
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Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:40,
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