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# Fail.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# No u.
So if I'm so fail, what could you have done today to make you nonfail? It's a very hard thing to do, unfailing someone so failed as yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)
# I made a yawning kitty.
I had yoghurt and soup.
I killed lots of people, and they thought I was hacking.
I might play some guitar hero in a bit.
All of these things unfail me infinitely.

You is da fail :3
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Yoghurt and soup?
That sounds very fail.

I quoted NMTB in the car with mofaha.
I dyed my hair (okay technically that was during the week)

But the hair makes me totally unfail.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Hardly.
Once, I threw up after eating a load of soup and yoghurt.
The lack of spewing this time must enforce my lack of fail.

Anyway, let's not get into this, because you know how much I rule, and how much you fail, and I'd really rather not have you crying yourself to sleep tonight after I drill that thought into your consciousness.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)
# See?
It makes you sick. That fails. mofaha's bread with cheese and facon is right. That am the best.

ALSO, YOU CAN'T BE BETTER THAN ME, BECAUSE I HAVE BLUE AND GREEN HAIR!
How did you know I cried myself to sleep? You are stalking me. That makes me unfail. Because obviously you love me.

EDIT: Also I get to sell arts at a manga/comic con. THAT MAKES ME ALL TEH AWESOME
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Facon, that's pretty awesome actually. :3
And also, the rest of that is pretty good.

Apart from the love and stalking thing.
Seriously, it's ok just to admit you have a crush on me, I'm not going to hate you for it, most people do.

And I say "people" rather than women for a very good reason. *winks at mofoohoahofohaoowfohofoshfaoinffoo*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)
# *feels up a bit*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Pssh
You wish. You just want to know your feelings are returned. x]

You one of those guys who gets hit on by other guys? That happens to my friend a lot. But he's gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)
# I do occasionally, but that used to be because I didn't have the beard
And a few people thought I was a girl.

It's not that we were talking, they just kind of lunged at me and I had no idea what was going on.

It probably doesn't help that me and a load of my friends make jokes about us bumming all the time.

Hell, even me and my brother joke about that.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)
# What does having a beard
have to do with getting hit on by other guys? Some people think I'm a boy. Or at least look like one. Hahah.

Just...out of nowhere? Like...*lunges at*?

Ahh...yeah...that might be part of it. Or it might be because you're so damn flamboyant.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:56, archived)
# I didn't have the beard when they hit on me.
That was my point.

And it was a dark club, someone fell on me and seemed to be angling towards me in a drunken fashion.

I was not impressed, as they fell on me, then tried to have their way with me.

Didn't even buy me a fucking drink first.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Hah
Remarkably, if I can be needlessly insulting for a moment, from the drawings and stuff in your profile you look like a slightly older version of a friend of mine.

He's a crossdresser.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Ha, awesome.
Either I must look old, or he is a confused child, as I'm only 18.

I wouldn't take offense to it, as I'm not a cross dresser, so it's all good in tha hood.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Well he's only 18 as well
He just looks more boyish, and girlish when he's dressed.

For some reason though a lot of young crossdressers have that type of really tight back blonde hair.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Fair enough :3
Well, if anyone ever sees me in a dress, I blame you, and only you for this.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Fair enough
Although personally if you were in a dress i'd be more inclined to punish you rather than t'other way.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Ooh, you're a bit like that then are you?
*wink wink*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)
# My friend is a crossdresser.
He is also large and black.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Now there's a few more differences there between me and him.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Hahah
yeah. He also moved, I think he's in institutionalized, now.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)
# He's in the band?
Ace.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Typing fail.
He's been institutionalized. Now I wanna listen to the song by Suicidal Tendencies.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Ahhh
I see.

Hahahah I don't why bu that is giving me IRL LOLZ. It might be the mental image I get. With you making all retarded faces, and drunken person giggling.

What a jerk.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)
# In fact, the retarded face and giggling was the other way around.
I was shocked and then nearly died laughing, as I was on cricket tour and was drinking rather heavily.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Ahahah
Okay.

Wayne's World is on. :D
Then Napolean Dynamite afterwards. ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)
# I love Wayne's World.
I might find the DVD later, I miss it so.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# We are not mental or anything.
So don't be afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Do you have ze Rock the 80s pack?
*loves Play with me by Extreme*
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Fucking yes.
I can't find my GH1 DVD though =[

I have all of them for the PS2, I'm an original fanboy through and through.

And yes, Play With Me is fucking immense. :3
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)
# I've got Frets on Fire
There is a Shadow of the Colossus guitar song someone made for it. I can't even really recognise it from the game, but it's still awesome.

I also tried making a guitar version of the speedball 1 themetune, but setting all the notes up was far too hard.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# That's pretty cocking ace.
I'd love to actually play FoF, but it sucks with a keyboard, and because I'm a PS2 user, I can't use the USB guitar =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)
# I love using the keyboard
Especially as mine weighs about 2 kilos, although if I ever get to Expert level it will no longer work.
As it can't do certain three button combinations.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)