I like purposefully fucking up chat-up lines
is that a ladder in your tights
or can I see myself in them?
Do you think I'd look good in tights?
Do you want a drink, I can afford a 'no'
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GrandmaOfShoes,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:36,
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If I said you have a beautiful body,
would you look better on my bedroom floor?
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:43,
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