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# Phwooooaaaarrr!!

Jordan and Jennifer Ellison (in case you were
wondering).
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# BOOBS.
INITIATE: SHIT CHAT UP LINE.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# DO YOU COME HERE OFTEN?
I COME OFTEN.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# *GRANNIES*
I LOVE YOU, I DO.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# I like purposefully fucking up chat-up lines
is that a ladder in your tights
or can I see myself in them?
Do you think I'd look good in tights?
Do you want a drink, I can afford a "no"
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I like your tits.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# do you come here often or do you get your coat? Love.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# If I said you have a beautiful body,
would you look better on my bedroom floor?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# DID IT HURT
WHEN I CUNTED YOU IN THE FUCK?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Yes.
No Christmas card for you.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)
# I BET YOU £5 I CAN MAKE YOUR TITS MOVE
WITHOUT TOUCHING THEM. *GRABS TITS AND HANDS OVER MONEY* OH WELL IT WAS WORTH £5.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Now that'd be a threesome to remember.
For all the wrong reasons.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# *folk guitars*
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# pwoah!
i like a bit of folk guitar!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Hello
I have a new bowler
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# hellllo
pictures?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# zomgok
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)
# WOOOOOOULD!
WOOOOOOD!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)
# i dislike fake tan
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# OH FUCK!
Hahahah
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# ^This
+ I've had the one on the right
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Had 'em both
;D
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)
# You're such a liar!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Am nott!
xp
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Am tooo!
vista
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Noo!
95
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Bah, you win
dows
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Oooh
winnar

dows.

;]
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Winrar!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Hahah
There was a .rar file on my computer and it made me super happy. I RAWR'd at it. ^.^
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Why did it make you happy?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Cos rar!
Like RAWR only more computery. ^.^
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:13, archived)
# rar files make me happy in general.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Why?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Because whenever I download one
it's got something in it that I want :D
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Ahh
right. :D
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:40, archived)
# *beam me up Scotty*
Now
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# had, would.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# That reminds me
when is the next Blackpool bash?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# I did consider putting something about these two being the best looking women in the North
but thought better of it.

They are though.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# never seen me in a frock then have you son?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)
# I am never going to Blackpool again
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# my parents live there
I have no choice
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:48, archived)
# COR!
I would, possibly
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Baggage!
Not much better now. Arf and woo!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# i hate that bitch so much
can't believe she's become a pin-up just cos she got her tits done.

she's such a twat
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)