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# If I lasreed people at school
I'd get in trouble, maybe suspended or something. So I don't use it at school.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Who cares?
Noone would punish you if you could laser them.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Well that's fucking useless then
I'm actually immortal, but I don't like to practice my immortality as it impinges on union legislation.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Ahh
Well, I'm a vampire.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:09, archived)
# You're the worst vampire ever then
Plus, I am Dorian Gray the Immortal.
See profile for proof evidence.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)
# I am not!
I am the awesomest vampire evar!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:21, archived)
# I am a literary hero from beyond time
You are a rubbish vampire, you aren't even old and whine alot.

QED
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:24, archived)
# I am in a 15 year old body.
I am 250. Yes. I do whine a lot.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:29, archived)
# " I am in a 15 year old body. "
I can have you on a register for that you know.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:32, archived)
# Nah
I mean that, like, I didn't like my old body, so I took another one.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:37, archived)