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# Saw that kk was posting stuff she drew as a kid earlier.
Here's a self portrait I drew about 6 years ago.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)
# how old were you 6 years ago?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# 24
I was pretty stoned and going through a messy divorce.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)
# divorce at 24! crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)
# at 24 I was right in the middle of my marriage
I think it might have been a good time.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:47, archived)
# right, i have just under 4 years to get married in!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)
# I only have three.
It'll probably have to wait until my girlfriend realises moving up north is a good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)
# oo? do you not live near each other?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:54, archived)
# 2 hours on the train.
Not too bad, but annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:55, archived)
# ah thats a shitter.
i think thats what killed my last relation, well i was in brighton and him in leeds, poor sod had to drive down here.
long distances suck.
and all the men round here suck too!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:56, archived)
# That's much worse.
We've managed for almost 2 years living a fair distance apart so we should be fine,
but I'm up north for at least the next 3 years and don't particularly want to go down south again.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)
# how north are you and how south is she ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Leeds and Birmingham, at the moment.
She's spoken vaguely of moving to London, which I have absolutely no desire to do.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)
# leeds is vile.
i really hated it, altho the clothes shop called "jo brand's plus size fashion" in harehills cracked me up.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Leeds is great.
I'll be in Sheffield before long, though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:06, archived)
# brighton is better.
IT HAS MEEE!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Ah, but it doesn't have my job.
Unless you can pay me well enough, no deal.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)
# i can pay you in kind?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)
# And in food, housing and beer?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:09, archived)
# maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:09, archived)
# I can't possibly agree to anything without definite beer.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:10, archived)
# West Sussex is better
IT HAS MEEEEEE!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)
# WE'LL I'M GLAD IT HAS ME :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Even that isn't enough to make West Sussex attractive.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)
# how much do they charge?
driving to Brighton sucks too. Sometimes. Mostly due to parking issues.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)
# hahaha. dave got fucking lost when he came down, didn't know where he'd park the sodding van.
you will all have to come down here and we shall all get pissed and have a big gay orgy.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Well it is the gay capital of Europe
Gah, beaten to the obvious joke.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)
# i know!
hence my lack of man friend(s) from round here.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Yeah
I made some bad decisions quite early.
Couldn't be happier now tho.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Old drawings thread?
how about a skull i drew a couple of years ago

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:54, archived)
# that's quite good that is

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Nah, that's years old.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:57, archived)
# CORR!!
I hope you don't mind me peaing here..?

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Emo!
The drawing is nice, though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)
# OEERPPPP!
They're lyrics from a Magik Markers song I was obsessed with at the time:

www.ravensingstheblues.com/mp3/Bad_Dream_Hartfords_Beat_Suite.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)
# I think I just leaked

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Which orifice?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)
# any

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Fantastic stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)
# I object to you delving into my secret thoughts and putting the results on teh internet.
Any royalties going, btw?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)
# I'll owe you a pint?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)
# `v'
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)
# I like your music, Thom Yorke
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# you rang?


www.flickr.com/photos/reckless_rik/275619045/
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Gorblimey! Without yr specs, you kinda look like a bloke!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:45, archived)
# cunt
evening
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)
# e'nin.
Messy Sunday afternoon pint?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:47, archived)
# I am ZOMG rehearsing tomorrow
and that takes up a lot of sunday. I was intending to go to Sutton last night with workmates and was going to call you.

But instead I got clamped.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)
# Handy hint:
Don't get clamped.
*magnanimously waives fee*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)
# I LOVE YOU THOM
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Hahah
I started a trend!

I love it! ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# KK IS a kid.
Or a fucking retard.
We indulge her.
*takes cover*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Haha.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Also:
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Aww bless
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:45, archived)
# yes they do
see microcosmos (the movie)
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:45, archived)
# The Model M keyboard site is noisy and giffy :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:47, archived)
# giffy?
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)
# full of gifs.
i guess
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:50, archived)
# TURNS OUT THERE'S VERY LITTLE GIFS :(
www.modelm.org/
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:50, archived)
# not in my keyboard at least
I just got it and had to clean it out (it's been in a basement for a couple of years). Works fine though it's indeed pretty noisy for a keyboard.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:54, archived)
# Put it through a knackered old amp and let the distortion overwhelm the clixiniss.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:57, archived)
# also:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Model_M_Keyboard

is probably the site you want for info, since "real" model M's haven't been made in over 1 1/2 decade.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)
# This reminds me of something I saw you post once
which induces recurring lauughter more than anything I've seen on here to date.
It was a disco man with an afro that someone had posted for colouring.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)
# By Walrus Man?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)
# I think I prefer this:
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)
# What on earth does tuna helper do?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)
# It's like the Windows Network Wizard...
But it helps you configure your tuna.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:53, archived)
# I'll have you know my tuna is already perfectly configured.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:54, archived)
# OI!
There are other places on teh internet you can go with that kind of talk.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)
# That's the one.
Although it was the accompanying text that made me laugh, "COLORINS HARD :("
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Hahaha!!! Yeah, I remember that!
*dribbles*
*loons out*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:54, archived)
# Where's your dribble bowl?
Where's your dribble bowl?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:56, archived)
# IN THE SANDBOX
IN THE SAHND BOKS
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:59, archived)
# I am neither.
Thank you very much. xp
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Stop pretending, then!


x x x
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:47, archived)
# I'm noot pretendinggg
I'm just a whiny teenager.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)
# Doddering, elderly fuckers like me consider teenagers kids.
We're envious, cos you lot know everything and are always right, just like we used to...
*collapses in a corner and weeps for another 40-odd years*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Hahah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)
# You are cool as you are
The term 'grown up' is slightly full of shit if you look at life

and with the news Arsenal drew today, I depart

night folks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:50, archived)
# She'd be cooler with laser vision :D
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)
# How does you know
I haven't already got laser vision?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:57, archived)
# You don't
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)
# I do.
*lasers potato*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Prove it
I want video evidence of you lasering a potato.




Or a picture of a potato lasered in two

or just cut in half. Or even just two rough parts.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Well
I'm on mum's computer so I can't give you evidence now, since this only has a touchpad, but I'll give you evidence tomorrow. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Because if you did your posts would start like this.
'I had some trouble with some people at school today, so I VAPOURISED THEM! MUAHAHA THE FUCKERS DIDN'T STAND A CHANCE.

AHAHAHAHAH

Now here's some cute emo boys'
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)
# If I lasreed people at school
I'd get in trouble, maybe suspended or something. So I don't use it at school.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Who cares?
Noone would punish you if you could laser them.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Well that's fucking useless then
I'm actually immortal, but I don't like to practice my immortality as it impinges on union legislation.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Ahh
Well, I'm a vampire.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:09, archived)
# You're the worst vampire ever then
Plus, I am Dorian Gray the Immortal.
See profile for proof evidence.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)
# I am not!
I am the awesomest vampire evar!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:21, archived)
# I am a literary hero from beyond time
You are a rubbish vampire, you aren't even old and whine alot.

QED
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:24, archived)
# I am in a 15 year old body.
I am 250. Yes. I do whine a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:29, archived)
# " I am in a 15 year old body. "
I can have you on a register for that you know.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:32, archived)
# Nah
I mean that, like, I didn't like my old body, so I took another one.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:37, archived)
# Heh
A bit of of laser sinisterness culling Birmingham, might entertain the tourists

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Bring it on!
It'd entertain us locals, too!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Did he harm you?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# when you look deep enough into the abyss, the abyss looks back at you

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)
# I drew this in 1996/7/8 or something like that

click for big
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:45, archived)
# I found one of my school ones
it was of a dead match.
Cant really be bothered to play around with the scanner again tho.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:55, archived)
# here:

my favourite kettle x
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)
# I for one think you should make more of these things.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:47, archived)
# your opinion is important to me
/opens flash
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Hurray!
I might be off to bed soon, so be sure to repost.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)
# LOBSTER!!
More adventures! Bigger body counts! And tits!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:53, archived)
# I for two agree with this
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)
# ^two
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)
# I like the one with the banana gun
and the teacup
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)
# zomg
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Maddie eye!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:57, archived)
# YOUR EYE IS SEXY.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Thanx fella!
I'm rather fond of your nostrils.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)