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# i bet mine is rounder!
*strokes womanly hips*

JUST THINK OF ALL THE CHILDREN I COULD HAVE! PWOAH!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 18:58, archived)
# I can have children too.
They just need a little stretching beforehand.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 18:59, archived)
# hahahaha.
nice mental image!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:00, archived)
# It's ok, I have a special tool for it.
I call it 'the loosener'
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:01, archived)
# i have something like that..it's based round the theory of drinking 10 pints.
eew!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:05, archived)
# Sounds like you're an expensive date.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:06, archived)
# i say 10 just to be on the save side.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Well either way, I'm just going to buy you a half and spike it.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:08, archived)
# I ONLY THINK ABOUT ANAL
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:01, archived)
# UP THE BUM AND NO BABIES?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:02, archived)
# Dont be sily
everybody knows about bum babies
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:04, archived)
# i don't!
educate me!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:05, archived)
# PHWOAR!!!
*does a little dance*
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:06, archived)
# I found out after eating a dodgy kebab.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:05, archived)