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# its a curse! A CURSE!
it must be stopped!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:18, archived)
# You're horrible to my fact-whale :(
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:19, archived)
# all i am saying is he'd be the worlds most annoying roommate?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:20, archived)
# But he only speaks when spoken to.
And he is a grand total of eight inches in length.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:22, archived)
# well.... i suppose he can stay then
**pockets**
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:24, archived)
# come on now.
You've beaten your penis to twice its length with a rolling pin and in your pain delirium, mistaken it for a talking whale.
You have, haven't you?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:30, archived)