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# I like that
I want to colour it in.

My weekend was ace, I ate proper italian food from a proper part italian, watched Snatch, woke up with my spine all bollocksed and went on here.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# hello
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Wotcher, monkey.
How goes it?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# i've got cold feet and melancholy
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:04, archived)
# *puts hot laundry on feet*
Melancholy? What's up, petal?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# hot laundry! :)
i think i've been drinking too much gin lately,
that plus i just finished 'extremeley loud and incredibly close' by jonathan saffran-foer, which made me weep for a spectacularly long time

and i'm tired
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Stop drinking gin.
It's no good for anyone.

*hug* It'll be ok kitten. Tis just a book.

Why don't you have an early night?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)
# gin is great
and i know it's just a book, but it managed to evoke feelings about my own life which affected me deeply, that, plus the fact that the author is two years younger than me and has achieved far more than i ever will

and i still don't know what to do for a job

and i'm planning to :)
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)
# *massive hug*
Don't be down.


Ohhh, I'm shit at this. sorry. But.... if it makes you feel any better, I think you're lovely.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Cheer the fuck up kiddo!
I require, nay DEMAND more cheeryness on b3ta, too many have come down with the cunt bug.

( don't drink gin fella, not good. Have a brandy, cup your testicles and think of me. I diagnose giggles soon after )
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)
# you have testicular spine disorder?!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# I WISH.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# *gets out bollocking device*
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)
# *backs away slowly*
Bloody hell, waiting for people to come online is.... GAH. I have no patience at the best of times, I'm a very petulant individual when made to wait.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:14, archived)
# When I have to wait I play Counter-Strike with Pineapple.
Recommended A++++ would deal with again.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# I'm going to colour it in photoshop
was planning on just using shades of grey and working into it quite a lot
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Well do have fun.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# I'll try
these things are fun the first tiem you do them

'WOW! I can do this thing with a computer'

but after the 2nd or 3rd time it just starts feeling like work, however, it is still more fun that my current job, which is why I am churning out digital artwork

PORTFOLIO TIEM
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# A mate's taunting me by umming and aahhing about opening a porn shop.
He keeps saying 'if we did, you could manage it'.

I could. I fucking well bloody could. It's perfect for me.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# i was going to sell porn
as a sideline, but my wife forbade it
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Spoilsport.
My wife wouldn't mind so long as I brought him freebies.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)
# I have worked in porn
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)
# I'm getting there, slowly but surely.
It's just taking the plunge whilst having a mortgage is fucking terrifying.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)
# I'm still young
Trying to break free of dead-end jobs and get my teeth into something which I might actually enjoy
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# That.
All of that. I'm only 23.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# you're younger than me and you have a mortgage
that's pretty good going

I hope to God you don't live in London
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Hahahahaha, I couldn't afford to live on the street in London.
Buckinghamshire.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# *sharpens grooming stick*
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:16, archived)
# I'm frightened of the grown up boys.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)