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# You want a roll up?
I know you, you've got cigarettes somewhere on your person.

Although meporn would sell like hotcakes. There isn't enough pirate porn about. *considers*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)
# *subscribes*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:17, archived)
# yes, pirate porn
surely theyve done a porny pirates of the caribbean?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)
# yep
it's called simply "Pirates".

It won several awards, apparently. I kinda skipped through it, as it had shitloads of plot delivered in unconvincing serving-wench accents, and the sex wasn't that great either.

Another emvee porn review this time next week
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)
# I was deeply disappointed by the porny remakes of famous films
can't remember the exact titles, something like the Naked Blair Witch Project and a couple others that escape me still.

I probably shouldn't have expected DP or Ass2Mouth videos from blockbuster though.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)
# I know the Blair Witch one of which you speak.
It made me giggle, as most of the scenes are repeated straight after themselves, only mirrored.

Edit: The Erotic Witch Project, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)
# haha yes, I spotted that
I only found one of the ladies attractive sadly... I think her name is Misty Mundae or something.
I hate soft porn. I feel like it is directly goading me.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Which one was she, the one with the curly dark hair?
Soft porn is for girls.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Aye, but it was all that
heavily over-produced porn that they do these days. And I think Jenna was in it.

I mean low-down-dirty pirate porn with grog and swords and FIGHTING.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)
# and pirate puns!
"Are you going to make me walk the plank Captain Jack?"

"On the contrary, you dirty little wench, you shall suck my plank! ARRR!"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)
# \o/
Exactly this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)
# YOU'D HAVE TO WEAR A FALSE MOUSTACHE
...



*reveals secret fetish*

*shames*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)
# You need the badge that's in my profile.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:30, archived)
# I do indeed
Some of my lady friends took fake moustaches to Glade...and when I got back, I found the only pictures I took the entire weekend were of girls with moustaches.

That's when I knew.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Life changing moment?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Self-realisation
I mean, it's not a dealbreaker, but a false 'tache definitely piques my interest. Perhaps I should start a niche porn site...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)