a firm hand shake is the best way to lie about your reputationi can't remember who said that but its a good quote
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Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:24,
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a strong grip, a little distraction, a gentle twist, and *hup*your other hand is in their pants
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spacefish bong!,
Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:26,
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