How do you get an essex girl home at night?The number 7 Bus from Acton.
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:41,
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whats an essex girls favourite wine?"I wan' anuvva malibuu!"
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Alfie,
Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:47,
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