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# God damnit.
Why do you have to ruin everything!?


*runs away crying* *cuts wrists in dark corner*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 3:03, archived)
# *runs over to*
*bandages your wrists*
*licks you on the antihelix*, hardxcore*

*with thanks to MrPineapple
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 3:06, archived)
# I had to google search
what philtrum is. Is that wrong? Hahahahah
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 3:07, archived)
# I thought it was part of the ear :\
it's not :(
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 3:08, archived)
# Bit between the nose and lip, isnt it?
Ear parts I can remember are:
Helix, lobe, tragus, antitragus, rook, daith, antihelix.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 3:09, archived)
# It isn't.
Google said it's the little dent above the upper lip.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 3:09, archived)
# oh, fair enough.
In that case, I shall edit it to make it more eary.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 3:11, archived)
# Thief.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 3:12, archived)
# YOU GOT CREDIT AND EVERYTHING
:(
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 3:16, archived)
# Oh right.
Never mind then.

However, I really wish I'd made them all up if I'd known you were going to do something like that.

That would have been far more entertaining.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 3:17, archived)
# *licks you on the flungdinger*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 3:29, archived)
# on second thoughts, philtrum-licking is less weird and peculiar and more sexually charged than I thought it would be :\
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 3:07, archived)
# *is not surprised in the slightest*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 3:06, archived)
# *attempts to hit*
*misses* *falls over*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 3:07, archived)
# *points*
*laughs*
*wanders off*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 3:08, archived)
# *attempts to get up*
*fails* *stays on floor*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 3:09, archived)
# *looks over shoulders*
*unzips*
"Look like this isnt your lucky day is it?"
/old joke
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 3:30, archived)
# Of couse you missed.
You're in New Jersey.

I'm not in New Jersey.

Herein lies a fundamental flaw with your plan, unless you're Mr. Tickle, or Stretch Armstrong.









Oh dude, that would be fucking sweet.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 3:11, archived)
# Dude!
That would totally kick ass!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 3:38, archived)