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# Hahahaha
Wicked.

Anyone here tried snorting aerosol, and did it work?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Years ago, but it was lighter gas and there was teeth involved.
All that happened was I got very dizzy and then was sick. Stick to weed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Solvent abuse
has the highest first-use death rate of any substance-abuse thing.*

In other news, they are thinking of taking 3 lane motorways (3 lanes x speed limit 70 = 210 carmiles per hour) and at heavy use times, changing it to 4 lanes (using hard shoulder) at a 50mph limit (4 lanes x 40 mph = 200 carmiles per hour).

How's that going to improve traffic flow?

*excluding, for example, napalm abuse and snorting cyanide.

Enormous edit for justice: OP made me glee. How can the denizens have such a arnage of expressions with such limited features? They are happymaking.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Perhaps they're relying on the fact that noone pays attention to speed limits on motorways
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:46, archived)
# One of my co-workers
was genuinely surprised to learn that the speed limit on motorways is 70. She thought it varied by lane and the fastest lane was "120 or something like that".

She's been driving for about 8 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Blimey.
Did you smack her round the head with a copy of the Highway Code?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:51, archived)
# no, just talked in a quiet voice.
We also enjoyed her scream of "Christ, come quick, there's some kind of new breed of scorpion in the kitchen."

We found her on a kitchen counter, avoiding the earwig on the floor.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Haha!
Speaking as someone who spent several nights in earwig infested tents, they're quite harmless.
Just very annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:57, archived)