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# how do stretchly legs help you jump high?
you are in the wrong occupation.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:03, archived)
# amen brother
*loses another patient*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Another one down to rubber band poisoning?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:05, archived)
# haha!
no that'll be captain pennis.
we have elastic band wars.
because we're so damned mature.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:08, archived)
# NHS: Serious business.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:10, archived)
# could you please concentrate more on body modifications that would afford such jumping?
I doubt elastic will work, but replacing achilles tendons with springs might do the trick. Also, develop other super stuff. On a budget mind, I'm not made of money... now there's an idea... money-skin... GET TO WORK!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:07, archived)
# This sounds much more exciting than my next research project.
Where do I sign up?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:10, archived)
# it's [email protected]
send your measurements, preferred enhancement, next of kin and bank details.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:12, archived)
# *reals lol's*
haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:14, archived)
# This sounds less fun than I anticipated.
I might just stick some elastic balls to the bottom of my shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:15, archived)
# if you don't want laser finger tips
capable of toasting bread, well, that's your choice.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Ok, I'm in.
You sure know how to convince a man.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:19, archived)
# *invents money skin*
*grafts to body*
'i'll take that mine vase please'
'£1000 pounds sir'
*skins self*
ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:11, archived)
# a mind vase!
make a mind vase!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:14, archived)
# *buys a goldfish bowl*
*cracks dbroons head open like an egg and drops brain in*
sorted!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:18, archived)