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Does he have a viagra tablet stuck in his throat?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:43, archived)
# I didn't swallow an oyster quickly enough once . . .
it gave me a stiff neck!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Silly Aunty Dave
Oyster is for swiping on the London Underground, not eating!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
# I got given two of those as a present recently.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:47, archived)
# very useful, no-knob
no-knobC];0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
# You can use them on girls too....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)
# no, I can't
I can't

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:55, archived)
# YOU can't ,
One can.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
# :o/
What an odd present.

Do you not like flowers or chocolates?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Flowers make me sneeze
chocolate makes me fat.

Viagra is acceptable, as is porn, jam and PS3 games.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)
# A winning combination if ever I heard one.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Eeeeexactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)