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# Hooray! I found a pearl machine round the back of the toilet.

(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Haha, that's awesome.
Woo
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:33, archived)
# It's disgusting isn't it?
Can you imagine what it smells like?

(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Imaging that has made the image 50% more arousing.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:40, archived)
# When the pearls have stopped popping out, what would you put in the hole?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:44, archived)
# I can't tell you that.
This fantasy is ALL MINE
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:51, archived)
# goatsie it:D
THAI BAR GIRL OCYPUSSI!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Anus or mouth?
or just pearl hole?
/woo
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:34, archived)
# that's not how you make a pearl necklace
i've seen an instructional film that shows how to do it properly
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Perfect for the necklace factory ^ !
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Quickly honey, grab the bucket, this fucka's payin' up!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Chaaaaaaa . . . chink !
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Honey..I need ya handbag,..the bucket's filling up..
- But it's got my things in..
GIVE ME THE BAG BITCH!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:39, archived)
# So if it gets blocked...
...is that a pearl jam?


/coat
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Oooooooooooooooooooh . . .
you did a goodun !
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:28, archived)