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# .....Breasts?
I'm sure I see breasts.

It is lovely.
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# It's a frozen walnut whip.
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# *tilts your head up abit*
how about now?
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# No, really.
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# speaking of boobs
i just found out the first girl i ever kissed is now a lesbian (bearing in mind i was 7)
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# That's the same as me.
Loads of girls I kissed are lesbians.

OMG.

;-)
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# i didnt want to move to wales
thats how it ended
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# I don't want to move to Wales either.
All my stuff is here.

It's like we're the same person, man.
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# i can't afford to move
i can only get a mortgage for £100,000 whats that going to buy me? a garage or something
Its not fair :(
edit : maybe if a borrow my parents campervan i can live in the garage?
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# Hmmmmm.
Derby, you could buy stuff in Derby. Don't ask me, my flat was just shy of 125000 pounds, back when they were still giving mortgages to anyone with a signature.
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# Does anyone live in Derby?
whats it like?
Property in derby
hmm looks cheap enough - any jobs in derby?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# I assume so.
Derby's alright, my Grandpa and Grannie live in Mickleover which is a lovely bit, I think.
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# only 250 miles away
*starts walking*
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# YOU need a skateboard.
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# i've got roller blades, and bumpy gravely roads for 15 miles....
that was a great plan...
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# I pee dead people.
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# Is that why your urethra resembles a windsock?
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# I keep my spare change in there.
*glees*
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# Jingle jangle!
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