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# [No Hummus...
..just pissin' about... ;?)

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:00, archived)
# .....Breasts?
I'm sure I see breasts.

It is lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:02, archived)
# It's a frozen walnut whip.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)
# *tilts your head up abit*
how about now?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)
# No, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)
# speaking of boobs
i just found out the first girl i ever kissed is now a lesbian (bearing in mind i was 7)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)
# That's the same as me.
Loads of girls I kissed are lesbians.

OMG.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)
# i didnt want to move to wales
thats how it ended
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)
# I don't want to move to Wales either.
All my stuff is here.

It's like we're the same person, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)
# i can't afford to move
i can only get a mortgage for £100,000 whats that going to buy me? a garage or something
Its not fair :(
edit : maybe if a borrow my parents campervan i can live in the garage?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Hmmmmm.
Derby, you could buy stuff in Derby. Don't ask me, my flat was just shy of 125000 pounds, back when they were still giving mortgages to anyone with a signature.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Does anyone live in Derby?
whats it like?
Property in derby
hmm looks cheap enough - any jobs in derby?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# I assume so.
Derby's alright, my Grandpa and Grannie live in Mickleover which is a lovely bit, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# only 250 miles away
*starts walking*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# YOU need a skateboard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# i've got roller blades, and bumpy gravely roads for 15 miles....
that was a great plan...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# I pee dead people.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Is that why your urethra resembles a windsock?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)
# I keep my spare change in there.
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Jingle jangle!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)
# I see an underwater crab shaking his feet to the beat of the drums he's playing
wearing golf shoes
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)
# I see an angel chocolate drop carrying some garlic.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)
# nice texture.. is that two-ply or three-ply?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)
# it's a double spot
Quick, squeeze them
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)
# It is intriguing
I took this photo of some clouds today. I hoped to be able to shop it into a horse, Jesus or something but I can't see a thing.


unshopped
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)
# i see a poodle with fluffy ears looking skywards
edit : or a giant C(loudy)DC
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# WHERE?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# in my mind
*pulls it out of nose*
see!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# It looks wet. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# sorry i just had it waxed
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# I see
half a growling zombie reaching out to grab a chicken drummer with a buzzards face, it's smiling.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# now that you mention it
so can i
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)
# bacci!
mmmm, them's tasty!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)
# breasts, dear Dr
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)
# I see garfield's feet

I'm so ashamed!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# he is slowly melting
too slowly, in fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)