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# silly skug! hand is not sexual partner!
not even if you sit on it till you get pins and needles, thus making it feel like someone else's hand. it counts only as a sex aid!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# What about if it gets possessed
then you cut it off like in Evil Dead?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# if it's posessed and you've cut it off
then it counts.
but would you really want a demonic hand with an evil sense of humour anywhere near your twig and berries?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)
# *makes Captain Wow reference*
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)
# i've had enough pins and needles in my legs for last 14months thanks
starting to loose its appeal
i don't want aids :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)
# aaaawww, poor skuggles!
you want me to rub your legs for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# i just need a hug :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:47, archived)
# *hugs*
*imagines skug is a baby orang-outan*
*hugs tighter*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Well apart from not being orange
or the size of a baby orangututang its not far off
Thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:56, archived)
# :)
will you be here to keep me company tomorrow?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)
# more than likely but i have to be up at 7 on thursday (urgh on my birthday n all)
so i'll be off for an early night
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Will you do anything productive in that period?
Or is that sort of not the point?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:13, archived)
# i don't know
i'm just going to wing it.
and now i'm off to get as much sleep as i can before then!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)