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A page from the book I'll be selling at the con in April.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)

is that a calculator in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)

Poligen ha!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)

hahahaha

Oh now I want to see Low Poly and Teaboy... I Miss Mr 32K

I realise POLIGEN HA! is completely different I just miss people running with ideas :(

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)

kasto kasto krut

now my shirt.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)

Response so far has been a little strange

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)

guy on another forum made it.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)

I googled kasto kasto the other day

just for some nostalgia. I don't know why it's funny but it just is.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)

whoever Klaus was, they kept making little animations of "Mr Horrible"

which I loved.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)

Yeah

he seemed very fond of you :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)

A GIF HAS FRAMES THAT WORK

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gronkpan, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:30, archived)

CASIO.

CASIO.

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)

You're allowed to listen to stuff during tests?

UNFAIR, says I.

Lovely picture though, I especially like the colours of the t shirt and the hair.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)

preparing, dear Fae

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)

Oh I seeeeeee

I thought she meant preparing for the test, as in the morning of. Checking you've got your pens and certain formulae written on your inside elbows.

Although my teacher was told off (apparently) for telling us the best way ever to remember the SOHCAHTOA rule: Sex On Hard Concrete Always Hurts The Old Arse.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)

certainly worked though.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)

EXACTLY.

It's the only thing I can really remember.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)

my biceps hurt

what are you going to do about it?

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)

*brushes down*

*rubs with linament*
*attaches nosebag*
*pats rump*

better?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)

I've never been this aroused!

Surely I'll just have to use my biceps now :(

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)

here, let me

*horns in*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)

Only a bit.

Tie a greased rubber glove to a fan, turn it on low. Profer self to flapping greasy glove. Result: spluff, hopefully.

You are my guineapig.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)

i always thought "sock it to her" was easy enough to remember!

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Grundlebiscuit, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)

defo

surely you can't listen to "music" during tests?! why not just have an audio textbook playing? pah! rediculous! that's why gcse grades are rising all of the time.

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Grundlebiscuit, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)

My teacher let me listen to my iPod today

for the math test, because it helps me concentrate, and I'm terrible at math.

Also, thank you. ^.^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)

Kids are a lot more trustworthy in the States.

Well, the ones that don't have guns and....hos and.... corner of 4th, 5th, 196th and 69th street. Run, don't walk. Yes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)

Hahah

No. Not really. She just wanted me to shut up. I was whining. ;D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)

A decent whine is a good skill to have.

Also, if you can't already, learn to cry on demand.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)

I can almost cry on demand.

But I am a very good whiner, being a teenager and all. ;]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)

Smy girl.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)

^.^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)

Pah women!

I don't even have functioning tearducts, they literally do shit all.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)

I hope you ended that by punching your chest

grunting and loping off to wank in the corner, looking at strangers meaningfully.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)

I vaguely understand the references

up until the looking at strangers meaningfully.

Also it is nothing to do with masculine bravado, which let's be splendid about I am literally brimming with, I just seem have to sodding awful eyes.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)

Gorillas do it.

Or if they don't, they should.

And I was only sodding about ;-)

ALSO: let's be splendid. Get this printed on a t shirt, it would suit you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)

I would seriously doubt that

I am far from the character to actively encourage splenduriousness, severe haunting depressing maybe but not splenduriousness.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)

It'd be cheery though :-(

And with that, I'm off to bed. T'ra!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)

Hahahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)

been there, got 'em fixed

now i can cry like a bitch!

laughing when you're hurt confuses people

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)

can you get that fixed?

cos i laughed when i bent my knee the wrong way, even though it really really hurt

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:54, archived)

i really couldn't cry

so, to compensate, i laughed hysterically. when my blocked tear ducts were unblocked, presto! on with the waterworks!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)

oh i cry

not when i hurt myself though (well not as yet anyways) just my inner hurt /goes all emo
G'nite miss!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)

before my A-level physics exam

my friend turned to me, literally 5 seconds before we entered the hall, and hummed "Spanish Flea" the rest of the exam was spent desperately trying to control
a. my anger
b. the song
c. the pen

edit: Excellent shading by the way.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)

they should have postponed the exam for an impromptu conga line.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)

last time I started a conga the club had to be evacuated...

apparently it had got too sexy... leading a conga line is pretty hard work.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)

DO DO DO, C'MON AND JOIN THE CONGA

*wedding*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)

last time They Might Be Giants played here

(1995) they got a huge conga going round most of the venue to "No-one Knows My Plan".
Hell of an ice-breaker.

spanishfleasurprise.ytmnd.com/

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)

I made my mom listen

to TMBG in the car the other day. I played Why Does The Sun Shine, and did a ridiculous dance.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)

hooray for TMBG fans!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)

^this

^.^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)

Hahahah

Wow! That's pretty awesome. Also something one of my friends would do to me. But they'd hum 'Will You Be My Girl' by jet, because it annoys me to end. I dunno why.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)

friends are horrible for that, you love them but you hate them

and you love to hate them
and you hate to love them

and you climb the tallest mountain to laugh at any tragedy whether real or imaginary

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)

Hahahah

Yes. This. I have almost all guy friends. I have slap fights with them. I win. ^.^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)

Wait

You dun like that song?
Hehe
Oops...

(GHZero323 I'm gonna shoot people. With bullets. Lots of 'em., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)

Shut up.

You knew.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:48, archived)

No I didn't!

Honest!

(GHZero323 I'm gonna shoot people. With bullets. Lots of 'em., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:59, archived)

hahah

I thought that's why you made me listen.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)

Nope

I made you listen for the (kinda) opposite reason. I likes it.

(GHZero323 I'm gonna shoot people. With bullets. Lots of 'em., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:05, archived)

Oooh.

Oh well. Hahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:09, archived)

OMG!

HE HAS A DRADLE FOR A HAND!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)

mmm doughnuts

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)

haha

knuckles is not dradel...

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Grundlebiscuit, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)

dreidl* dreidel* (I use dreidl, because....that's how I roll)

made out of metal...something something something....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)

Hahahah

It does kinda look like a dreidl! ^.^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)

DAMN!

I even googled that one to try and make sure the spelling was correct:I
(and I changed it to what you see above!)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)

So does that mean...

My hand looks that way? =/

(GHZero323 I'm gonna shoot people. With bullets. Lots of 'em., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)

when i'm preparing for a test

i find it useful to write a list* of all my sexual partners for the last 5 years

*fucking short list

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)

Hahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)

*may be thinking of the wrong kind of test*

;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)

i'm gonna do that too...

*writes own name on piece of paper*
Yay!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)

silly skug! hand is not sexual partner!

not even if you sit on it till you get pins and needles, thus making it feel like someone else's hand. it counts only as a sex aid!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)

What about if it gets possessed

then you cut it off like in Evil Dead?

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)

if it's posessed and you've cut it off

then it counts.
but would you really want a demonic hand with an evil sense of humour anywhere near your twig and berries?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)

*makes Captain Wow reference*

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)

heheheh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)

i've had enough pins and needles in my legs for last 14months thanks

starting to loose its appeal
i don't want aids :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)

aaaawww, poor skuggles!

you want me to rub your legs for you?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)

i just need a hug :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:47, archived)

*hugs*

*imagines skug is a baby orang-outan*
*hugs tighter*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:53, archived)

Well apart from not being orange

or the size of a baby orangututang its not far off
Thank you :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:56, archived)

will you be here to keep me company tomorrow?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)

more than likely but i have to be up at 7 on thursday (urgh on my birthday n all)

so i'll be off for an early night

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:11, archived)

Will you do anything productive in that period?

Or is that sort of not the point?

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:13, archived)

i don't know

i'm just going to wing it.
and now i'm off to get as much sleep as i can before then!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)

Only one? You need more, like this guy.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)

Hahahahah

I need that. I'm always losing pencils.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)

IT'S ALL IN THE EASY TO FOLLOW MANUAL. (INCLUDED) 19.99 PRERUSTED AND AIDS DIPPED. BUY NOW!

Pencils not included.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)

lobotomy!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)

*purchases*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)

thats how i wanna die

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)

Hahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)

Yay!

It coloured up really nicely :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)

I thought so.

The colors are a bit more vivid really.
Tomorrow, when we get the eraser, we should look for a long-arm stapler at Staples or something. So I can saddle stitch the comics.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)

Ooh yay!

This wing is looking awful

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)

I like it so far.

Looks really good. :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)

Lies!

You just want me to feel better.
Caewan wants it to be Charizard, so I coloured it orange and from then on it was crap.

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)

No!

I just like it.
I like the colo(u)ring.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)

Really? Thanks!

It's only my first attempt, but I have give up for tonight.
I will do more tomorrow :)

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)

Ya rly.

Hahah.

Also, *punches wall* Ow. You must have missed my little anger thing before.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)

Just scrolled down.

What's up!?

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)

No saying anything to Emily

but just read her newest journal. I am obviously the 'jealous' one. Check my new sig, too. xp

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:48, archived)

Did you see my reply?

The first sentence was one of disapproval:
"I see what you did there."

I really hate it when people tell you what to feel. It's one of my major pet peeves.

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)

I didn't notice that actually.

But hahah, nice.

I know, me too. Guh!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)

I think my latest entry will cheer you up.

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:53, archived)

kay

^.^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:55, archived)

*awaits reaction*

Edit: Hahah yay!
Well, I'm very very tired, as I have been not getting enough sleep lately, so I will trot off to bed now.
Goodnight

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:56, archived)

Hokay.

Night night. Sweet dreams. *hugs*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)

*hugs back*

Let me know when your letter arrives.
*departs*

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)