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# I haven't heard of this one, is it a 'the bachelor'-type show?
Either way, I'm serious about my idea. Maybe I'll do a little montage of all the happy ones during the end credits so people don't get upset.

I feel that the crucial part of my idea is that no matter what, all I'm doing is buying them a pad thai. If they blow up I might say something along the lines of 'I'll leave it over here if you want it', but that's as far as I'll go.

I think I'll get some great footage.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:13, archived)
# yeah, pretty much.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0965393/
Utterly objectionable sexist drivel.. but he's a pig, they're dumb skanks, and anybody who's watching it should be kicked in the nuts til they can't walk straight.

I do like your idea, too.. you could do some youtube pilots on the cheap and flog it to a network!

CONSOLATION PRIZE: SHITRAGS
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:16, archived)
# Wow, Poison!
I started to wonder to myself why I didn't remember any of their songs and then I realised: THEIR SONGS WERE PRETTY FORGETTABLE.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:18, archived)
# TALK DIRTY TO ME, GRONKPAN.
 
I think they're only plugging that show because Poison are playing in Wellington in a couple of weeks.
TWENTY YEARS TOO LATE.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:30, archived)
# Every time I think of Poison, I see that Alice Cooper picture below and think of his song called poison.
WHICH WAS A PRETTY PISSPOOR SONG.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:33, archived)
# if it helps, there's also a Wonderstuff song called "Poison" on their first album.
 
it's also not that good.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:36, archived)
# heh.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nG4mf9StYI

I don't know what the line-up for this clip is.
Martin was already dead..
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:52, archived)
# IT STILL MANAGES TO BE MORE MEMORABLE THAN ANYTHING RELEASED BY POISON.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:37, archived)
# I could mention "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" but then I'd have to shoot myself.
 
OH SHIT
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:37, archived)
# I THOUGHT THAT WAS GUNS AND ROSES
OH GOD I SUCK AT MY 80s ROCK.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:38, archived)
# If I ever happen to meet Axl, I will totally be like, oh hey didn't you write that song? Every Rose Has Its Thorn?
 
then I'll kick him right in the fucking nuts.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:40, archived)
# You'd be better off kicking first and asking questions later.
He'll probably get you first if you don't.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:42, archived)