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This is probably the best I can do with the source I've got.
I'll be happy to try something a bit more adventurous if you can get some decent source pics from the dvd

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 5:06, archived)

awwwww

cheers!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 5:16, archived)

AROOOOOO

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 5:22, archived)

gracious!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 5:27, archived)

THIS MOVIE HAS IT ALL

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gronkpan, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 5:43, archived)

EXCEPT FOR A TITLE.

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d d, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 5:53, archived)

I THOUGHT IT WAS CALLED GRAYSON KEEL.

IT SHOULD BE.

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gronkpan, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 5:54, archived)

GRAYSON KEEL: A MOVIE ABOUT SASSY LASS AND SPANKING ASS.

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gronkpan, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 5:58, archived)

also: television idea.

Pad Thai for the homeless guy.

Film yourself giving chicken pad thai to homeless people. Don't do anything that could possibly get a negative reaction, don't bait them, just buy them a pad thai.

Only play the crazy ones in the show.

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gronkpan, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:02, archived)

that Brett Michaels show "Rock of Love" is screening over here.

I've only seen ads, and the run-out (since it screens before South Park)..
but it occurred to me it would've been a more entertaining show if they'd borrowed from "Something About Miriam" for the format.

So all the contestants are (stunning) trannies, which is known to everybody except Brett Michaels.
They compete for a cash prize, and the dubious pleasure of humiliating him.
He thinks he's playing a meat market, and gets to spend the series leering over them, until..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:09, archived)

I haven't heard of this one, is it a "the bachelor"-type show?

Either way, I'm serious about my idea. Maybe I'll do a little montage of all the happy ones during the end credits so people don't get upset.

I feel that the crucial part of my idea is that no matter what, all I'm doing is buying them a pad thai. If they blow up I might say something along the lines of "I'll leave it over here if you want it", but that's as far as I'll go.

I think I'll get some great footage.

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gronkpan, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:13, archived)

yeah, pretty much.

www.imdb.com/title/tt0965393/
Utterly objectionable sexist drivel.. but he's a pig, they're dumb skanks, and anybody who's watching it should be kicked in the nuts til they can't walk straight.

I do like your idea, too.. you could do some youtube pilots on the cheap and flog it to a network!

CONSOLATION PRIZE: SHITRAGS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:16, archived)

Wow, Poison!

I started to wonder to myself why I didn't remember any of their songs and then I realised: THEIR SONGS WERE PRETTY FORGETTABLE.

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gronkpan, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:18, archived)

TALK DIRTY TO ME, GRONKPAN.

I think they're only plugging that show because Poison are playing in Wellington in a couple of weeks.
TWENTY YEARS TOO LATE.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:30, archived)

Every time I think of Poison, I see that Alice Cooper picture below and think of his song called poison.

WHICH WAS A PRETTY PISSPOOR SONG.

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gronkpan, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:33, archived)

if it helps, there's also a Wonderstuff song called "Poison" on their first album.

it's also not that good.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:36, archived)

heh.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nG4mf9StYI

I don't know what the line-up for this clip is.
Martin was already dead..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:52, archived)

IT STILL MANAGES TO BE MORE MEMORABLE THAN ANYTHING RELEASED BY POISON.

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gronkpan, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:37, archived)

I could mention "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" but then I'd have to shoot myself.

OH SHIT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:37, archived)

I THOUGHT THAT WAS GUNS AND ROSES

OH GOD I SUCK AT MY 80s ROCK.

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gronkpan, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:38, archived)

If I ever happen to meet Axl, I will totally be like, oh hey didn't you write that song? Every Rose Has Its Thorn?

then I'll kick him right in the fucking nuts.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:40, archived)

You'd be better off kicking first and asking questions later.

He'll probably get you first if you don't.

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gronkpan, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:42, archived)

also I just bid on coloured vinyl singles of "Baby Fratelli", "Chelsea Dagger", and "Henrietta" from the U.K.

'cause they're really hard to get here and I want the b-sides.

I ONLY WENT ON E-BAY TO GET THAT CD SINGLE OF "FIRE UP THE SHOESHAW" BUT YOU KNOW HOW IT IS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:34, archived)

Lionrock!

There's someone I haven't listened to in a while THAT I'D ACTUALLY LIKE TO LISTEN TO AGAIN.

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gronkpan, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:43, archived)

"Shoeshaw" is pretty much my favourite track from "Instinct for Detection".

so when I found out there were other mixes, woah Nelly!

Also I had a really strange time once lying on a bathroom floor out of my skull on mushrooms with "City Delirious" on repeat.
In retrospect that was kinda scary.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:55, archived)

I once bought a moonrock cd by mistake once when I was dazed and confused.

I wasn't completely disappointed.

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gronkpan, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 7:00, archived)

interesting.

www.discogs.com/release/745690

in the mid to late 90s a friend and I would sift through piles of dodgy techno looking for the hardest, nastiest things we could find..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 7:08, archived)

One of the first albums I ever bought was thunderdome 4.

We used to inhale nitrous oxide and mong out to it.

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gronkpan, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 7:13, archived)

I liked the Mokum Records "FUCKING HARDCORE" compilation series.

still play 'em from time to time.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 7:19, archived)

It's kinda fun seeing what hardcore artists are doing these days

www.sender-tabelle.de/unbekannt/techno/klingt_fast_nach_front242.mp3