Because morning stars and maces
are like sooooooo 14th Century.
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:50,
archived)
The dreaded Rockhopper Penguin
Our two were moved down from Whipsnade because they were to rough, apparently
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Jahled Three shades of black,
Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:15,
archived)