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# i used to do that too, when my hair went all the way down to my buttocks
i kept getting mistaken for a girl at work... (all the time) and it tried to kill me in the night by strangulation so i shaved my head :)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Ah, mines not that long yet.
I think it's stopped growing or something.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Get a trim.
Then massage your scalp twice a week using snake oil or tea tree.

Also: orgasms. The more of them you have, the quicker it grows. Seriously, they did a study with lighthouse men, and the months when they went back to their wives were when their hair and beards grew fastest.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:53, archived)
# if I lived in a lighthouse it'd be 5 wanks a day
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:56, archived)
# I think it's got to be orgasms with other people.
I'm not sure. This information came from a big book from the bodyshop that I had when I was younger.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:57, archived)
# I don't really feel I need it to grow anymore.
And it's pretty rubbish because I've never had it trimmed or anything.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Mine always gets ratty.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:57, archived)