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# yeah you bitch
tweak that little entendre like the filthy little slut you are!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:55, archived)
# I said rub not tweak
You illiterate churl!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:57, archived)
# GET A ROOM!
OMGZZZZ

XXXX
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:57, archived)
# But I prefer to do it outdoors
is saves having to clean the shit off everything afterwards
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Sir Pigeon Nipples
Fertilising the earth, one fuck at a time
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)
# thats why we love him!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)
# And not because of the lightweight flanallette travelling hat?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)
# well it's one of many reasons in my new book.."WHY WE LOVE SIR PIGEON NIPS"
which includes such reasons as...

1.he's a sexy bastard
2.he's a sexy bastard
3.he's a sexy bastard
4.he's a sexy bastard
5.he's a sexy bastard
6.he's a sexy bastard
7.he's a sexy bastard
8.wears women's underwear
9.he's a sexy bastard
10.he's a sexy bastard

NOW AVAILABLE FROM ALL GOOD BOOKSHOPS!



(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:06, archived)
# This will make you alot of money.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)
# LIKE TOTALLY!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:09, archived)
# it only works well if you cut up the corpses and spread them around a bit in shallow graves
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)