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# STICK YOUR DICK IN A TOASTER AND DIAL 1-800-TOASTERCOCK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:09, archived)
# If there was a toaster in this house
i'd try that right now
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:10, archived)
# i have a toaster
i have marmite.
i have no cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:20, archived)
# OKAY, PUT SOMEONE ELSE'S DICK IN A TOASTER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:24, archived)
# I COULD TOTALLY DO THAT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:11, archived)
# I found out last week
that that "call 1-800-TOASTERCOCK" myspace comment I found was actually in reference to this phishing scam:
totalobscurity.typepad.com/moronics/2007/11/dumbass-myspace.html

knowing the context kinda subtracts from the humour.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:23, archived)