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# erm, not quite compo subject matter, but certainly inspired by
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:02, archived)
# now it's hot
he can jack it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:04, archived)
# I COULD TOTALLY STICK MY DICK IN A TOASTER.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:05, archived)
# take this idea three steps further and it'd be newsletter material
and those three steps would be actually doing it, using marmite, and switching it on
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:06, archived)
# I've given up sending things into the newsletter.
If shitrags aren't good enough, nothing is.

DO YOU HEAR THAT, MAGIC DONKEY? I AM OFFICIALLY PUT OFF.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:09, archived)
# Shitrags are TOO good
that's the problem I think.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:06, archived)
# YES.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:05, archived)
# So that's where that gypsie got it from!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:06, archived)
# STICK YOUR DICK IN A TOASTER AND DIAL 1-800-TOASTERCOCK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:09, archived)
# If there was a toaster in this house
i'd try that right now
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:10, archived)
# i have a toaster
i have marmite.
i have no cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:20, archived)
# OKAY, PUT SOMEONE ELSE'S DICK IN A TOASTER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:24, archived)
# I COULD TOTALLY DO THAT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:11, archived)
# I found out last week
that that "call 1-800-TOASTERCOCK" myspace comment I found was actually in reference to this phishing scam:
totalobscurity.typepad.com/moronics/2007/11/dumbass-myspace.html

knowing the context kinda subtracts from the humour.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:23, archived)
# ...narly!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:07, archived)
# You've made me laugh and wake people up
bastard! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! the ghost of last tuesday, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:07, archived)
# you write like Ttssatr
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:07, archived)
# Correction
he writes like me
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:09, archived)
# I AM HE.
WHAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:10, archived)
# your writing looks the same
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:18, archived)
# I can't remember the last time I wrote in a picture... or if it looked like that or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:20, archived)
# yep
that truly is old toilet-brush hair himself ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:12, archived)
# Sometimes when I'm wanking
I think of you.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:09, archived)
# Sometimes when i'm wanking
you close your curtains so I have to stop.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:11, archived)
# Hahaha
YEAH this is the stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:01, archived)