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# yes,
i have 3 version each with different fluffyness, but i'm feeling lazy, so you don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 5:21, archived)
# sure you aren't
feelign lazy?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 5:24, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 5:25, archived)
# he's "feelign lazy"
i was trying to make a joke. trying. sorry. I'll stop talking now.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 5:27, archived)
# ah, i thought so
it was probably a joke, it just wasn't funny :p

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 5:28, archived)
# shut up
I hate you
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 5:33, archived)
# oooooh
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 5:34, archived)
# mummy
the mean boy is boooooooothering meeeeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 5:35, archived)
# muahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 5:42, archived)
# because the semi-porn I was already reading
wasn't bad enough?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 5:44, archived)
# yeah
it lowers your IQ this way
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 5:45, archived)
# playgirl is really unpleasant
it's full of greasy, overly muscled and tanned men with shaved chests.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 5:48, archived)
# lol
i didn't think topless nun dyke sluts suited you, i can change it if you like :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 5:51, archived)
# it's not like
those are the only two options in the porn world. I prefer something between those two, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 5:53, archived)
# i quite like playgirl
its not really smutty, but does lower your IQ nicely, you don't look like a lesbian, so thats out, i could just chop you onto someone elses body, but the angle is crap for that, leaving us back at playgirl
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 5:59, archived)
# what else do you quite like?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 6:04, archived)
# where do you want me to start?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 6:06, archived)
# by
explaining how you can say I "don't look like a lesbian"
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 6:08, archived)
# its not how i see you
you have a bf, you don't seem to attracted to girls, and well, you arn't

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(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 6:12, archived)
# fine
then
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 6:27, archived)
# lol-thats-ok-then
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 6:29, archived)
# must
you have the last word?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 6:34, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 6:38, archived)
# but
I want it.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 6:43, archived)
# well
you'll have to try harder than that
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 6:46, archived)
# I
like it hard
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 6:49, archived)
# hmmm
i like it fast

and dirty.......
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 6:52, archived)
# I
like pizza.

and ice cream.

and kittens, but only stripey ones.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 6:58, archived)
#
www.ratemykitten.com/?kitten=39715

do you like my tigggercat?

i like pizza, err, wasting much money on stuff i destroy, err, porn...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 7:02, archived)
# not as much
as I like my stripey cats.

even the one who has sex with shoes.


edit: I must surrender the computer to it's rightful owner for a few minutes, but you have not won. I will be back.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 7:18, archived)
# mmmm
shoe fucking pussy

that would go nicely in a google search
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 7:20, archived)
# did
you find anything?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 7:52, archived)
# nsfw
click

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 7:54, archived)
# refering to your earlier post
you like destroying porn?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 7:59, archived)
# no
i_like_wasting_money_on_stuff_to_destroy.

and_i_like_porn
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 8:01, archived)
# destroying porn
might be fun. we used several magazines with titles like "wet" that we found hidden in a newly purchased used van to start a campfire. that was sorta fun.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 8:06, archived)
# oooh, you rebel
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 8:15, archived)
# oooh,
you smell
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 8:22, archived)
# fuck, that was quick
i went in the shower 1/2 hour ago.

it must be you
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 8:24, archived)
# maybe
it's your cat.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 8:33, archived)
# nah he's out
he'll bring a rats nest home later
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 8:37, archived)
# maybe
he's peed in the corner
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 8:38, archived)
# nah
he's trained to piss in next doors garden
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 8:43, archived)
#
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 8:50, archived)