Law 1 of teh interwebs
Women get away with anything they want.
Law 2 of teh interwebs: Half the 'women' online are called Brian and are fat, unshaven, 40, and masturbating right at this moment.
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boris the spider,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:26,
archived)
oh.
well, 99% isn't too bad.
*starts masturbating*
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boris the spider,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:48,
archived)