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# I have never woke up next to anyone dressed up as an animal


.....

I think
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)
# what about waking up naked
in a field

barely able to make out the road sign, "Murmansk 50Km"

and with a very sore arse?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)
# I woke up with no trousers on in a tent that wasn't mine once.
And nobody else was there. I just put my trousers back on and went back to my tent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Now that's what I call an "in tents" experience
hahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahaahha

ahem.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)
# You're going over my knee for that one, lad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Ooo
You and your problem solving skills!:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)
# I know, I'm like Miss fucking Marple.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)
# you could have lost your trousers there, well done on getting them back
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)
# that reminds me of the time I woke up in Danang

crawling through the paddy fields with a chicken super glued on my cock
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)
# maybe the chicken wanted a passport?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Although once you did wake up with the band
The Animals!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:41, archived)
# I don't like to talk about that
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)