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# NOT a compo entry..

..but in the spirit of one *awaits flames*
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH
ARRRGH!!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)
# morning yiffness!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)
# You normally wake up with a yiffy do you?:P
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)
# you take that back right now!!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)
# I'll give you a yiffy
right up the wrong'un, before you even WAKE UP, my lad.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)
# O.O'
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)
# What?
Like a yiffy bobbit?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)
# I have never woke up next to anyone dressed up as an animal


.....

I think
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)
# what about waking up naked
in a field

barely able to make out the road sign, "Murmansk 50Km"

and with a very sore arse?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)
# I woke up with no trousers on in a tent that wasn't mine once.
And nobody else was there. I just put my trousers back on and went back to my tent.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Now that's what I call an "in tents" experience
hahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahaahha

ahem.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)
# You're going over my knee for that one, lad.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)
# arf
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Ooo
You and your problem solving skills!:)
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)
# I know, I'm like Miss fucking Marple.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)
# you could have lost your trousers there, well done on getting them back
:)
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)
# that reminds me of the time I woke up in Danang

crawling through the paddy fields with a chicken super glued on my cock
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)
# maybe the chicken wanted a passport?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Although once you did wake up with the band
The Animals!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:41, archived)
# I don't like to talk about that
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Is a yiffy
a stiffy you daren't touch because of the severity of your hangover? I often have those..
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)
# No hangover could be that bad:P
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Excellent!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeuw she poo'd herself and didn't notice
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)
# I was hoping that that was her
tail
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)
# at least 2 metres of long stringy poo
that can't be good
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Whale shite
Hello discomeats - I'm very happy to see you on b3ta again
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)
# hello dixon, I'm very happy to see you on b3ta again also
:)
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Fits the compo brief as far as I'm concerned
*clicks*
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)
# pffft!
you could possibly compo it...
;D
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)
# 'Ning sir!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)
# 'high fives'
howzayou?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Not bad :D
Just been shooting some blokes in Half-Life.
How about you?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:30, archived)
# won a tenner in poker last night (cor, high stakes)
and now I am eating muffins covered in jams.
Haven't played half life for yonks, I'm fairly crap when it comes to computer games, mind
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Where do you play poker?
Pacific?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)
# mates gaff around the corner :D
there were only 5 of us putting in a fiver each, first place gets 15, second gets 10
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)
# ah, actual poker.
I mainly play online, sad fuck that I am.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)
# I do that
but have lost far too much doing so. Blackjack is good for gradually building up winnings I've found
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Yes, I like it for that.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)
# there is nothing wrong with playing online poker :)
or indeed, poker for real.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Excellent.
I'm not too bad- my mate Ian is absolutely brilliant though, he's just got the touch.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)
# I'm ok in online poker, but much much better in a real game
have won a modest amount through past 'proper' games, and do ok in the online versions. Certainly haven't lost more than I've won at any rate. These days, it's my only vice

I mainly stick to practising on the facebook version these days, it's all facebook is good for
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)
# I can't even imagine what it's like.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)
# hehe, I have done a few overseas trips with mates in the past,
solely for poker in casinos and suchlike. Only long weekends and stuff, but all good fun.

Sadly, haven't done one for AGES :(
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Well I'm playing HL-2
It's good *thumbs*
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Another reason to go vom'

Sorry for the blurriness
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)
# hahaa
great :D
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)
# lol!
very good
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:28, archived)