Perhaps he's ringing his own 'How's My Diving?' number.
Kamikaze Stoat £4.09,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:05,
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He's phoning the Coastguard"We're on strike today.....please leave a message after the tone.....beeeep........"
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CanonCaliber A big bore,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:17,
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