This is clearly nonsense.
Pineapples were introduced to this planet by aliens in the mid-1980s.
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:32,
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everyone knows all ancient chinese wisdom dates from 1995
when fortune cookies were invented*
*may contain conjecture
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:35,
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