"I agreed to babysit 'half an hour' before I was invited to join a party"
The lack of seperate clauses make amusing ambigious sentences.
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Jeru War and Piss,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:19,
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Psychotis refers to psychosis
not psychopathy, you fucking idiot. If you ever do that again I will crush your life thread by thread.
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Jeru War and Piss,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:26,
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If you're a pendant
Then you should stop hanging around here.
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Jeru War and Piss,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:28,
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oh ffs
i can't believe i didn't pick up on that sooner!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:23,
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