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# OMG...the room is spinning!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)
# There's no place like home
There's no place like home
There's no place like home
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)
# WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Aunty Em? Aunty Em?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Just go to sleep!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# that'll teach you
not to build your house on a merry-go-round
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash
Hello :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)
# hi!
i'm annoyed today, i agreed to babysit half an hour before i was invited to a party :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Smother the children and leave
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# hahahahaha!
he's giving me a dirty look now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)
# HAHAHAH
YES
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)
# he's 11
i thought i'd only have to babysit for a few more years, but his mum is now having twins.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)
# MUA HA HA HA HA
"Can you babysit?"
"Give me a few hours to decide, I might be invited to a party"
"You'd rather get pissed than look after my darling baby twins?"
"That's about right."
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# she knows the rules
as soon as they're old enough to feed, dress and wash themselves, talk coherently and go to the bathroom by themselves, i'll babysit. until then, she's on her own!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)
# good plan
i personally refuse to do nappies until i have kids (have a niece and a nephew atm, and another on the way)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# i won't be having any!
i'll leave that to my sisters!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)
# God, parents are just abandoning all nomative traditions these days
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)
# better than
abandoning the children
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Was that a Maddie joke?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)
# actually, no
she's old news
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Maddie has been done to death.
Oh god. I offended even myself there.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# it made me laugh ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Yes, but naming a child after a period of time
And not even a particularly good one.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)
# make sense!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)
# "I agreed to babysit 'half an hour' before I was invited to join a party"
The lack of seperate clauses make amusing ambigious sentences.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Hahahahah
you psychotic pedant.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Psychotis refers to psychosis
not psychopathy, you fucking idiot. If you ever do that again I will crush your life thread by thread.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# as a pendant, I feel that crushing life by an ordered series of threads makes no sense
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)
# If you're a pendant
Then you should stop hanging around here.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# I agre'e
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)
# I'm not hanging
I'm dangling
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)
# oh ffs
i can't believe i didn't pick up on that sooner!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# i am drunk
and you are not helping!
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)
# i was just tinkning the same thinhg
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)
# glarble
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)
# if RPS is gone
i think we should also ban spinning pictures on a saturday night.

not that this isn't utterly woo.
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)
# What do you mean RPS is gone?
I'm going to post a picture of my aunt fucking a cake tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)
# I suggest you send me this picture instead.
*rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# She weighs 60 stone
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Ooohh yeah..
*buys extra tissues*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)
# And she's a foot tall.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Do you have a list of all my sexual desires or something?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)
# I have a family that contain all of them.
My gran has skin like sellotape.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Can I come to your next family gathering please?
I won't make a fuss, just give me a seat in the corner and some wet wipes.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)
# tbh
this is exempt of the RPS rules, as it sounds win.
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)
# I have another one of her eating twelve live ducks.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)
# good god sir!
why have you not posted earlier!?
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Because it's not Sunday!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)
# *can't wait*
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/8152477
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)
# haha
you should have a job in viral marketing in the film industry
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# My room isn't 186px by 183px.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Show off.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# ...o.k.,...i think i'm getting used to it....where's my Guinness?...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)
# *points at ClanSoul*
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# I think I'm in kansas
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)
# I'm pretty sure it's Cambodia.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)
# alaska?
*drops dead*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Magnets Are Forever?
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Magnets are a girls best friend?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Shaving Magnet's Privates?
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Seven Magnets for Seven Magnets
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)
# [can't remember 6] FIVE GOLD RINGS
FOUR AND FEW DOLLARS MORE
THREE MUSKETEERS
TWOOOOOOOOOM RAIDER
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)
# one..
er..

magnet
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)
# A partridge in a pear tree.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugv1Ug4U-zs
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Yay
bastard black holes
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Space racist!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Spracist?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)
# "We got cows!!"
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# "Main Grid Turn on"
"It's MOO!"

(lack of sleep starting to kick in now :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Quick, press the "off" button!
press the "off" button!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)
# ....GUK!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# I guess he had to split
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)
# i like it!
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)
# hehehe
nice work
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)
# OH GOD
This is awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)
# There seems to be no end to your awesome.
Also, did you see? Did you see? I did an animation, and I thought 'atomic'll be WELL PROUD when he sees this!' I did! I did! Look:



Are you proud of me? Are you? Are you?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)
# you made an inanimate picture move...
...damn right i'm proud...that takes skill!...:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# does it tile?

aww nearly
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Aww, you keep getting ignored when you does your things
(although god knows you talk enough to make up for it)
I would so bum you for your talent. That is to say i'd bum you because I am impressed by you and that i'd try to siphon your skills out through your anus.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)
# This is a lie
you just want to bum me because I'm amazingly hot.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# Mneehheeehhh
I'm undecided. Plus you don't have proper nipples, which let's be honest, is one of the most fun parts.

Also: I still haven't heard from my apprentice *sad face*
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)
# *feels sick, yet cannot take eyes off the spinny things*
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Why hasn't any of these been on the fronts pages?
They are worthy of such an honour
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)
# ...yeah!!!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# yaaaaay

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)