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# It could be a chain within a county, having a hundred shops all within a local area.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:08, archived)
# Local is just my house
and the top end of the garden.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:09, archived)
# the local newsagent
is the pakistani gentleman you keep locked in the cupboard.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:26, archived)
# He also doubles up as an anal gimp.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:27, archived)
# do you have multiple gimps?
Fancy, that's what you are!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:29, archived)
# I consider them to be essential features to my household.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:29, archived)
# I cannot imagine only having the one.
I mean, what if I am downstairs and feel like a bit of a dry rape?

What would I do?

By the time I had gone up to the loft the moment may have passed.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Precisely.
And what if I want to watch one of them cut themselves while I skull fuck the other?
My options are seriously limited if I only have one gimp.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:36, archived)
# well
i feel short changed in the gimp department

^i wonder if anyone's ever said that sentence before
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:54, archived)