Local is just my house
and the top end of the garden.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:09,
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the local newsagent
is the pakistani gentleman you keep locked in the cupboard.
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hexachordal la la la la la,
Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:26,
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do you have multiple gimps?
Fancy, that's what you are!
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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:29,
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I cannot imagine only having the one.
I mean, what if I am downstairs and feel like a bit of a dry rape?
What would I do?
By the time I had gone up to the loft the moment may have passed.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:35,
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Precisely.
And what if I want to watch one of them cut themselves while I skull fuck the other?
My options are seriously limited if I only have one gimp.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:36,
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well
i feel short changed in the gimp department
^i wonder if anyone's ever said that sentence before
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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:54,
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