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# What kind of bees do you get milk from?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Boobbees!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:04, archived)
# 'lo.
Rather than post consecutively, I'll just drop this in here:

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Hahahah ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:21, archived)
# I did it the other way around too.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:23, archived)
# Hahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:28, archived)
# make them fight!
and fall over
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Pffft
you loon
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Haahahahahahahhh
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:43, archived)
# That is rather fantastic
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:21, archived)
# Ha, I always like those

maybe because I never quite figured how they work
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:36, archived)
# LACTOWASPS!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:05, archived)
# ^this
or Mammarbees!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:06, archived)
# ^^^^^^ til the key breaks
woo yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:07, archived)
# heh
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:10, archived)
# B33ta!

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:13, archived)
# I was waiting for that.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Didn't expect that one.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Scared the bejeezus out of me!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahah!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:17, archived)
# Scaed the beejesus?
don't scare the beejesus! He's got problems enough as it is!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:24, archived)
# i wont scare bee jesus
promise
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:28, archived)
# that is just brilliant!
(londoner, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:15, archived)
# I am rather fond of it.
It took about 40 seconds, but it just works.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:16, archived)
# BREAT BURNERS
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:18, archived)
# yes Breat burners.........?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:19, archived)
# One of Manley's typing errors
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:20, archived)
# i see
i see
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:21, archived)
# I do not have a clue.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:33, archived)
# LIES
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:43, archived)
# WE LOVE THE HIVE
BRILLIANT.
This is actually my favourite thing ever.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:18, archived)
# I love it too.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:18, archived)
# you made it!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:24, archived)
# I usually rather dislike everything I make.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:26, archived)
# i thought it was a mouse with bee buttons
everytime you press a button you get stung
LoL boobees!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:05, archived)
# Ruby's . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:05, archived)
# Curried bees?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:07, archived)
# stinger nipples.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:06, archived)
# think about it!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:07, archived)
# stinger....
...nipples
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:08, archived)
# It'll never work though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:08, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:11, archived)
# I think it will.
I mean, come on - stinger nipples! How can it go wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Jamie from Mythbusters?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:15, archived)
# No, this chap:
this chap:
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:18, archived)
# What fun
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Bee's, the local corner shop chain?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Local chain
is an oxymoron.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:07, archived)
# It could be a chain within a county, having a hundred shops all within a local area.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:08, archived)
# Local is just my house
and the top end of the garden.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:09, archived)
# the local newsagent
is the pakistani gentleman you keep locked in the cupboard.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:26, archived)
# He also doubles up as an anal gimp.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:27, archived)
# do you have multiple gimps?
Fancy, that's what you are!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:29, archived)
# I consider them to be essential features to my household.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:29, archived)
# I cannot imagine only having the one.
I mean, what if I am downstairs and feel like a bit of a dry rape?

What would I do?

By the time I had gone up to the loft the moment may have passed.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Precisely.
And what if I want to watch one of them cut themselves while I skull fuck the other?
My options are seriously limited if I only have one gimp.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:36, archived)
# well
i feel short changed in the gimp department

^i wonder if anyone's ever said that sentence before
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Is this from the Biblical
land of milk and honey....?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:07, archived)
# No, that's tinned Indian bread.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:08, archived)
# I am very pleased with this pun which I have just made up.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Canaan.
If I didn't just get it, I'm totally confused.

also: www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=9456714 this shirt is excellent, it's got ducks on it. They made better shirts for men in the 70s than they did for ladies, I'm sure of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:11, archived)
# That shirt id horrible,
I have very floral shirts and very unattractive shirts, but that us further than I woukd go,
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Yes, but DUCKS.
I have a pair of trousers with doves on that I haven't worn in years. They're a bit horrible, but the doves outweigh it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:17, archived)
# If you lick them
do you suddenly love everybody, but develop a sore jaw?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:18, archived)
# As ridiculous as it sounds I have never even considered licking my trousers.
I'm not like you, I can't live constantly on the edge.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:19, archived)
# hahahaha
let's all lick our trousers, or each others' if we can't reach
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:20, archived)
# I just licked my knee. It had trousers covering it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:21, archived)
# I fooled you i fooled you
no one else is licking their trousers

hahahahahahah

trouser licker
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:23, archived)
# You're mean.
I just licked my trousers so Cap'n isn't on her own.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:24, archived)
# See, now THAT's dedication.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:25, archived)
# It's friendship :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Ahhhh fluff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:29, archived)
# *gets jealous and a bit sorry
*licks trousers in display of magnanimity
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Oh I'm goooood.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:44, archived)
# nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:55, archived)
# yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:00, archived)
# I've been called worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:24, archived)
# There is nothing worse than a trouser licker.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:26, archived)
# I am not the only one who lives on the edge.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:28, archived)
# I wouldn't like to live on him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:30, archived)
# J Sainsbee's
Also: stripytits.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:08, archived)
# Yay!
Boobees!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:09, archived)
# that gives me the hornet
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:20, archived)
# This amused me no end.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:36, archived)