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# I wanna get something straight...
I live only about 20 miles outside of Los Angeles in a very very suburban area, and one of my neighbors has a fucking rooster? The damn thing is breakfast if it keeps me up any later!!
(Kimbo, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:10, archived)
# Eat it.
We could suggest recipes for you. Or you could rip out its voicebox with your teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:13, archived)
# Your LA airport looks like
a prison and you're moaning about a rooster? Priorities man, priorities!
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:13, archived)
# fucking roosters cost less
than blow-up dolls, and the chase adds a certain je ne sais quois to the experience
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:13, archived)
# I know what you mea...
umm, forget I even mentioned it
(Kimbo, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:14, archived)
# True
but you've got to be careful you use enough lubrication, the feathers can cause terrible chafing.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:15, archived)
# Their ain't nought worse
than chafage.
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:15, archived)
# I don't suffer from it
thought, due to the fact I have a slow hand.
I also have, in no particualr order:
   an easy touch
   spent some time
   Not come and gone in a heated rush
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:20, archived)