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# Nah, Mofaha is using a UV lamp
to check it's genuine smurf spunk.

There's a lot of counterfieting going on. Some people are trying to pass off Blu-tack as genuine smurf spunk. It fetches (or felches, if you prefer) a high price in the Chinese aphrodisiac market.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)
# last thing you want is mislabled smurf clot
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)
# 250,000 chinese men die every year
from fake Smurf SpunkTM
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Please, give generously to stop this injustice.
or we'll run out of cockle pickers
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)
# WILL NO-ONE THINK OF THE COCKLES?
Without cockles, this London lad will die.
Just five pounds per day will buy him cockles and jellied eels.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)